Burr Martin
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Did you love 80's detective shows like Magnum, Moonlighting and the A-Team?
Then you'll love the Eddie Doyle Trilogy.
I grew up on those shows and wrote these novellas with that in mind.
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This short novella tells the story of Eddie Doyle, a chubby DJ just sleepwalking through life. He's not an action hero of any kind, but when he's won a chance to visit a small South American city with a Hollywood film crew, he finds a strange collection of oddball personalities and maybe a chance at love. But when the towns blood thirsty and paranoid Dictator threatens to kill the entire film crew, Eddie must decide, does he go for help that may come too late or does he try to rescue the entire group. Well, if you're reading this, you must know by now, it's Eddie to the rescue!
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Eddie and his eccentric Hollywood film-making friends are now in Italy, ready to film the adventure that took place in the first book, but when Eddie is mistakenly wanted by the police, he and Aria, the new actress he was supposed to bring back to the movie set, are now on the run.
Between the well-dressed Mafia, the disco-loving Germans, the Italian police, and a brilliant Inspector, he will need all the help he can get from his Hollywood pals on this comedic road-tripping adventure!
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It's all come down to this.
Eddie and Cara have been through a lot and finally, they're about to be married, but when someone is murdered at the mansion they're staying at, its only a matter of time before the entire gang is killed off.
Its a comedy-mystery-horror ending for the final chapter in Eddie Doyle's Hollywood adventures.
This book is also written in an exciting way, as it not only tells the main story, but afterward, you can read about where, when and how the killer pulled everything off!
That's right! Deleted scenes for a novel in story form. Its a fun way to for those who always wondered, when did Jason Vorhees have time to hang those bodies or what was Michael Myers doing when he wasn't waiting for Laurie?
*note: You do not neccisarliy need to read the previous two books to enjoy this story.
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All three books in one convenient book!
Eddie Doyle was a radio DJ just sleepwalking through life, but when he gets a chance to join a film crew in South America, his life changes forever.
Join Paul - the naive producer, Cara - the book smart assistant, Burt - the most handsome leading man, Scarlet - the action star, Gary - the SFX man with a mysterious past as they end up giving Eddie a life he never knew he needed.
Between rescuing his friends, being chased by the mafia and then getting murdered, you have almost all of Eddie's new life, right in your hands.
It's adventure, romance and mystery! All right here.
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"Feels like a cross between Forrest Gump and What We Do In The Shadows"
"This is the most important book you will ever read in your small existence as a food source, you blood sack.
So how about you stop spending money on useless things and buy my book instead?
You'll learn history in a way you've never known because I, Vlad the Impaler, Lord of Darkness, the legendary Dracula, will take you from my beloved home in Wallachia to the battles across Europe. I will tell you tales about your racist south to the time I ran a hippy commune.
Did you know I was in the Vietnam war? See?
Your teachers were afraid to tell you the truth!
I will also tell you how your governments have lied to you about vampires.
Crosses? Please.
Holy water? Just spicy 7-Up.
So buy this book and learn something, you meat bags."
$17.00 HC / $8.00PB
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